and this week on steam powered giraffe: the anime
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
That awkward moment when you learn that as a senator, Shockwave was suspended five times for “emotional outbursts”
(Source: insert-silly-transformers-pun)
Unorthodox
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GODDAMN FUCKING NGIF I START LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ITS ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING THINGSI VE EVER SEEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES JUST ABOUT TO SPIN AROUND AND THEN SUDDENLY SHEJ UST FUCKING FLIES OFF IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE LIEK WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE DO THAT WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT I WOULD BE TERRIFIED THATS NO T HOW FLYING WORKS WHOEVER MADE THIS GIF WAS A FUCKING GENIUS AND I HOPE THEY WIN A NOBEL PRIZE
by Diana Sudyka
(Source: space-bridge-to-nowhere)
I absolutely adored Steven Universe and now I have this weird urge to draw all of the crystal gems as cats
no one should be surprised
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
- why is that soccer mom so petrified did she see her daughters blog or
- what the fuck is going on with the kid with the milk
- who the hell drops one plate onto the other on purpose
- doorstop
- are you fucking stupid lady what are you doing with that drill
- you have to be born two hours ago to not know that a cd that size does not belong in that position
- seriously tho the kid with the milk
(Source: bitchface-loves-you)
(Source: theaznecho)
protect!!!
idk why but tumblr is not letting me publish this but here ya go anon
